How to Survive a Home Football Game When You Live in a College Town

Lessons learned from experience
  1. Plan to complete all your errands and shopping by 3pm Friday
  2. On game day Saturday, do not leave your house until kick-off time
  3. Get back home before the end of the fourth quarter
  4. Be prepared to answer this question, asked by everyone you see: What's the score?
  5. Do not leave your car on the street
  6. Do not plan to eat out at any time during the weekend
  7. Definitely do not try to order in pizza
  8. Stock up on books
  9. Check out your Netflix queue
  10. Enjoy your time at home
  11. It's generally safe to venture outside by Sunday afternoon