What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

One-trick pony.
  1. A writer.
  2. A novelist.
  3. A journalist.
  4. A foreign correspondent.
  5. An academic.
  6. An English instructor.
  7. A freelance journalist.
  8. A freelance writer.
  9. A magazine writer.
  10. A blogger.
  11. A talk-show host.
  12. A book critic.
  13. A novelist.
  14. A writer.