BEST ADVICE I’VE EVER RECEIVED

Some people actually agree...sad, really
  1. On mass shootings: Just say "Hey, guys, everybody attack him, he may shoot me, but he can't get us all" -Carson
  2. On Mexican immigration: "Build a great, great wall on our southern border, and...make Mexico pay for that wall" -Trump
  3. On creating terrorists: "I think most people, when they finish [the new AP U.S. History curriculum], they'd be ready to go sign up for ISIS" -Carson
  4. On presidential requirements: "If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?" -Trump
  5. On unemployment: Take away a minimum wage. That way we can offer jobs at any level of compensation. -Bachmann (paraphrased)
  6. On global warming: "The concepts of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive" -Trump
  7. On being gay: "A lot of people who go into prison straight and when they come out they're gay. So did something happen while they were there? Ask yourself that question." -Carson