Not assimilating

You would think I got home yesterday, not 6 months ago.
  1. I sit in the passenger seat of my car biweekly.
    If I used a driver's ed car this would not be a problem.
  2. The sunset lasts 800 years
    And starts way too late.
  3. My suitcase is still semi-packed.
    And will likely never be truly unpacked.
  4. Telling "JANGAN!!!!" At everyone who displeases me