CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. Vests: a chronological plateau
  2. From popularly bullied to just really freaking popular
  3. Bangs so big call it 'half a bowl cut'
  4. Ringworm: the sophomore's silver linings playbook
  5. Usher. Yeah! He earned his own chapter. I would still be singing only Jim Croce if it weren't for him and Ludacris
  6. The road to college soccer: Started in a small suburban village, now we're..... still playing in a small suburban village.
  7. The quest for queer; A success story.
  8. Pizza