7 More Short & Silly Doctor Jokes

Here we go again! These jokes too are from my forthcoming book, Die Laughing: Killer Jokes for Newly Old Folks.
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    Joke #8
    Patient: Doctor, what are these pills for? Doctor: You have walking pneumonia. Patient: How often should I take them? Doctor: Every two miles.
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    Joke #9
    Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots? I hope so, but I never make rash promises.
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    Joke #10
    Doctor, I think I'm invisible. Sorry,. but I can't see you now.
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    Joke #11
    Nurse, why is the doctor yelling out, "Tetanus! Measles! Rabies"? Well, he likes to call the shots.
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    Joke #12
    Doctor: I don't like how your husband looks. Patient: Neither do I, but he's good to the grandchildren.
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    Joke #13
    Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. Really? I wonder what's come over you.
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    Joke #14
    Doctor, I snore so loudly that I wake myself up. Try sleeping in another room!