THINGS TO DO WHEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT

*When you see the car coming and realize you have to take the hit*
  1. Take the hit
  2. Get mad when the guy who hit you drives away
  3. Get out and check on the car you were smashed into
  4. Realize that you're not Vietnamese and understand this may get difficult
  5. Take a look at your car and yell "F*CK!"
  6. Realize that it's better your car be looking bad than you yourself
  7. Be Mr. Cool with the police
  8. 2 hours later have car towed
  9. Go to hospital to get checked on and be confused by the fact that they send text updates and you're still struggling to pee in a cup
  10. Chill
  11. Go home
  12. Eat Chipotle
  13. Call it a day