(Belated) 2017 New Years Resolutions

My first resolution was to stop being punctual, so far, so good.
  1. Drink less wine
    (Other alcohol is cool, except tequila, no tequila)
  2. Stop falling for pretentious assholes
    (Again)
  3. OK how about LESS pretentious assholes
    That seems more realistic
  4. Less eye rolls
    Key word: less
  5. Eat more fiber
    lol
  6. Moisturize
  7. Stop crying at work
    Don't judge me, asshole
  8. Successfully resist the urge to get bangs
    (Again)