1. Obi Wan Kenobi
    Like, who wouldn't want to be a jedi?
  2. Clayton Kershaw
    It would be pretty cool to be the best pitcher on the planet for a day
  3. Andrew Friedman
    I'd finally DFA Crawford!
  4. Bill Gates
    Can i transfer some of his money to my bank account?
  5. Billy Beane
    Breaking: Dodgers acquire Sonny Gray, Ryan Madson, and Billy Burns for Alex Guerrero, Carl Crawford, and Andre Ethier!