1. 1.
    Mama don't take no mess.
    Poke her and she will poke you back.
  2. 2.
    She's played by Carrie Fisher
    Carrie Fisher is a hot mess with hot, royal Hollywood blood running threw her veins. Like Leia she is a complicated princess.
  3. 3.
    The Weave Force is strong with her hairy cinnamon buns.
    Just look at dem locks.
  4. 4.
    That mean mug
    Get yo life.
  5. 5.
    She'd sooner kiss a Wookiee
    That's just a little racist.
  6. 6.
    She's a brother kisser
    Better than being a mother pisser. I don't know what that means either.
  7. 7.
    Don't let the title fool you
    Leia is no princess in distress. She can handle a blaster AND looks fly in bondage.
  8. 8.
    White when ever the hell she wants to wear white
    Leia apparently inherited at least some of that hair magic and love of white after Labor Day from her mama Padmé Amidala.