Reasons pumpkin spice flavored things are dangerous

They:
  1. 1.
    promote global warming
  2. 2.
    contribute to the delinquency of minors
  3. 3.
    probably help spread Zika
  4. 4.
    are mean-spirited
  5. 5.
    are linked to hairy palm disorders
  6. 6.
    lead to the untimely slaughter of baby pumpkin flavors
  7. 7.
    signal the end of summer (winter is coming)
  8. 8.
    taste bad
  9. 9.
    aren't made of apple cider
  10. 10.
    waste perfectly good spice flavors