They:
  1. promote global warming
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  2. contribute to the delinquency of minors
  3. probably help spread Zika
  4. are mean-spirited
  5. are linked to hairy palm disorders
  6. lead to the untimely slaughter of baby pumpkin flavors
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  7. signal the end of summer (winter is coming)
  8. taste bad
  9. aren't made of apple cider
  10. waste perfectly good spice flavors
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