SPRING CLEANING THINGS I'VE CONVINCED MYSELF I HAVE TO DO TO MAXIMIZE LIFE IN THESE TRYING TIMES

Fret and fear. Spring is the plotting season.
  1. Paint front porch
  2. Identify and hex all enemies
  3. Paint wrought iron fence
  4. Develop a revenge strategy against "she who will not be named" for her deeds against a certain Bambi.
  5. Design back-backyard garden area and plant veggies.
  6. Weed
  7. Win very big in Powerball
  8. Paint and repair pergola and rearrange rose bush.
  9. Edge.
  10. Rehab BBQ grill
  11. Clean gutters and downspouts
  12. Make room for gym equipment in the garage.
  13. Dig hole.