MY LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH AMAZON

  1. I hate that they sent me something I didn't order.
  2. I hate that they did not send me something I did order.
  3. I love that they promptly refunded my money for the items they never sent.
  4. I love that they told me I could keep the items sent to me by accident
  5. I love my new soda stream bottle and nut dish. I never would have bought these things, but now that I have them I'm very happy.
  6. I hate that I'm out of vacuum cleaner bags.