NOT IN A MILLION YEARS -- EXCEPT THIS PAST YEAR

I've done so many things this year that I never expected I would ever, ever do.
  1. Make my own charcoal
  2. Drive a tractor
  3. Grill a pie
  4. Crap in a bucket
  5. Own a barn
  6. Drive an ATV full of firewood (which I will then split)
  7. Wash clothes in a stream
  8. Own a compound bow