WORDS MY BELOVED CANNOT PRONOUNCE

We've been married 25 years, and I love him to death, but seriously...
  1. Documentary
    Most people pronounce it docuMENtary. He pronounces it documenTAIRY.
  2. Elementary
    At least he's consistent.
  3. Vietnamese
    He pronounces it Vietmanese. Me: So are the people from Vietman? Him: of course not. They're from Vietnam. Me: Then for christsakes why don't you say it right?
  4. Custer
    It's General Custer. Not Custard.
  5. Protein
    To him, it's two words: proat (rhymes with goat) and teen, with a discernable pause in between.
  6. His boss' name
    Dude. She's *your boss*.