FOOD THAT'S CURRENTLY IN OUR OFFICE (A PARTIAL LIST)

And this is only the stuff we're not too ashamed to share.
  1. Assorted Black Seed Montreal-style bagels
    (Boiled in honey water!)
  2. Many doughnuts
    But who is the monster who was all, "Oh, just 7/8ths of a doughnut for me, thanks"?
  3. Mincemeat pie
    Made with schmaltz, rather than suet.
  4. This quince
  5. ...and this pear
  6. Li-Lac chocolates
  7. Oh, and this persimmon
  8. Rugelach!
  9. Uh, this
  10. Unidentified chicken thing
  11. Three bananas, two tomatoes, and a pumpkin
  12. Half a turkey
  13. Casual oysters
  14. Wait, are these Jell-O shots?
    (Yes.)
  15. (Where the magic happens)