SILLY INSULTS

An ongoing series. I promise.
  1. ”You're like the person who brings the beach ball to sporting events. You think you're important because everyone is participating but secretly we all want to punch you in the face"
  2. "You're about as welcome as that fat kid on the archeological dig from Jurassic Park"
  3. "You're the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull of human beings"