- •My hair looks so much better when I smile
- •Everything's better with bacon and BBQ sauce
- •My mood can shift in cahoots with the available Wi-fi speed
- •If there were no paid politicians, could we self-govern?
- •When artists like Paul Simon make a transcendent album like Graceland, why not do another one with Ladysmith Black Mumbazo (sp.?)? Are they afraid of getting typecast?
- •Do I have to invent the convergence of TP and baby wipes or is someone more qualified gonna step up?
- •Is it rude to simply say "hi" to a dog and not its walker?
- •Yellow homes against green grass look really good most of the time
- •Pennies are so outdated that I don't think nickels matter. It must be something economic
- •No need to show me anything on your phone, thanks.
- •Airlines have us over a barrel