10 Reasons I would be a better president than Trump
Oooh, @rellimt I likey this suggestion!
- 1.I have never cheated on any of my wives.Amy, Rashida, and Aubrey all know about each other and get along just fine.
- 2.I know more than 3 words for large, none of them are yuge nor bigly.Substantial, colossal, vast, monumental, immense, sizeable... The list goes on.
- 3.While we are talking about size, my lady hands are actually meant to go on my lady body.What's your excuse?
- 4.I have a degree in Public Relations, so I would never have called in to a radio station PRETENDING to be my own publicist. I am my own publicist.Tell John Barron and John Miller to shove it.
- 5.I have never grabbed a pussy, other than my own. Even then, I still wait until the moment is right.
- 6.I never would have said Megan Kelly had blood coming out of her "wherever." Because I know female anatomy, and I guarantee there is noting called the Wherever.Here, point out the wherever. I dare ya!
- 7.I can rock back and forth to music without looking like I am just sea sick.
- 8.I would never let my sons gel their hair back like that.
- 9.I believe women are people, not fleshlights. I recognize minorities don't all live on one block in Chicago. I don't assume an entire race of people to be one way. I love learning and embracing all religions while finding common ground.I have no false memories that America used to be better than it is now. I know damn well that the current president was born in the US. I don't think avoiding paying taxes is smart. I would never be friends with Omarosa. Mike Pence is not a great guy, he is from the dark ages and he is the second to last human person I would ever pick as a running mate.
- 10.My name is Boogie and I approved this message!