AcaSomnia

My insomnia is so much like an acapella group, I just have to paint a picture.
  1. Percussion - breathing in two counts, breathing out four counts. In-in. Out-out-out-out (repeat for 8 hours)
  2. Baritone - counting down from 1000 in 7s.
    Yes, it seems so boring it should make me fall asleep, but I love math too much. It never works. I still try. Remember, I'm still breathing to the beat. 1000, 993, 986, 979, 972...
  3. Bass - White noise machine
    I outsource my bass, but I used the humidifier before I got this machine for Christmas. So now we have: in-in out-out-out, 986, 979, 972 [white noise]
  4. Tenor - To do list for tomorrow
    "Make sure to get batteries and tylenol tomorrow. You forgot today. Lunch was tasty. Eat that again tomorrow." In-in out-out-out-out, 986, 979, [white noise], buy tylenol...
  5. Alto - Songs stuck in my head
    "Throw a little perm on that attitude. Girl you gotta relax" Bruno Mars was the last thing you heard in the car, so you will now sing it for 8 hours in your head.
  6. Soprano - Excited to be falling asleep, thus sabotaging sleep.
    I can feel my body start to fall asleep, and I can't control my excitement. My mind lets out a high pitched "yay!" When I feel it relaxing enough to finally sleep. This keeps me from falling asleep.
  7. In-in out-out-out-out, 993, 986, 979, 972, [white noise], buy tylenol, cook more chicken, throw a little perm on that, 965, buy batteries, in-in, [white noise], tylenol, out-out-out-out, 958, girl you gotta, in-in, [white noise], chicken, relax, out-batteries-perm-951-out-cook-girl-944-[white noise][whitenoise]...
  8. Yay! I'm falling asleep! Oh, no! I ruined it...
  9. In-in out-out-out-out, 993, 986, 979, 972, [white noise], buy tylenol, cook more chicken, throw a little perm on that, 965, buy batteries, in-in, [white noise], tylenol, out-out-out-out, 958, girl you gotta, in-in, [white noise], chicken, relax, out-batteries-perm-951-out-cook-girl-944-[white noise][whitenoise]...
  10. Yay! Oh no.
  11. In-in out-out-out-out, 993, 986, 979, 972, [white noise], buy tylenol, cook more chicken, throw a little perm on that, 965, buy batteries, in-in, [white noise], tylenol, out-out-out-out, 958, girl you gotta, in-in, [white noise], chicken, relax, out-batteries-perm-951-out-cook-girl-944-[white noise][whitenoise]...
  12. Woo hoo! Wait.
  13. In-in out-out-out-out, 993, 986, 979, 972, [white noise], buy tylenol, cook more chicken, throw a little perm on that, 965, buy batteries, in-in, [white noise], tylenol, out-out-out-out, 958, girl you gotta, in-in, [white noise], chicken, relax, out-batteries-perm-951-out-cook-girl-944-[white noise][whitenoise]...
  14. [white noise] for 45 minutes
  15. Alarm!