Apparently I like celeb lookalikes because this is my 13th list on such topic.
  1. Middle Sister Mika - Played by Chloe Sevigny pretending to be black
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    I prefer the lankier Chloe of the 90s if she can work on that. Thanks.
  2. Oldest Sister @graciagrapes - Akilah Hughes
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    They look so similar sometimes we don't know which one is her. (My sister is on the left)
  3. Big eared goofy stepdad - Will Smith
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    Partially because I want to meet Will Smith
  4. Evil Troll - Jenifer Lewis (even though she is great and all, she looks EXACTLY like the woman to whom my father is married)
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    She will probably not have any lines.
  5. Mom - CGI combination of Nicole Ari Parker and Edie Falco
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    My mom finds herself to be far more ethnic than her actual appearance so even in a fictional casting of a fictional movie... she won't let me cast a white lady. This is my compromise. Nicole and Will would look great together though. But Edie looks a lot like my mama. Maybe I'll just go with Nicole. If mom is nice to me.
  6. And now the reason I made this dumb list.
  7. Dad was difficult because he has a specific look and he'll have a large role in a fictional movie. So I used a celeb lookalike generator...
  8. It says Sir Mix a Lot! 😂😂😂😂
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    It reality it would 100% be Chi McBride because his voice is very dad-like and I could imagine him grounding me. But sir mix-a-lot does not look like my dad. All black people don't look the same! It said my sisters and I all looked like Wanda Sykes. 🙄🙄🙄
  9. Although if my dad was played by Sir Mix-a-lot it would be a funny meta joke every time he made us say "Yes sir"
    I'm 31 and I still have to say yes sir, yes ma'am. 🤷🏽‍♀️
  10. K bye!