Craziest Place You Ever... Hooked Up

Inspired by @Jakes far better topic with tips and @RachelP's losing virginity list. Let's distract ourselves while we are all collectively drunk!
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    Um, for me it's the back seat of his dad's car. I think we were 19.
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    Or a dorm room at freshman (college) orientation. In town for 24 hours and I found a fling. πŸ˜‚
    Fun fact: I slept with him because his name was Stephen King. I don't even read the horror genre, I just wanted the anecdote.
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    The laundry room? Seems normal but there was no door and we were not home alone.
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    Anyone else?
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    In the back seat of my car in my college dorm parking lot. In a Mormon college .
    Suggested by Β  @bsizzle33
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    In my car in a random field. It was all fun and games until my jeep was surrounded by a group of massive turkeys...
    Suggested by Β  @sar_marieee
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    In a forest on a log. I got ass splinters
    Suggested by Β  @bsizzle33
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    A car? I think. I'm so boring. I like a nice comfy bed πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ
    Suggested by Β  @hillary79
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    A closet, but it was me and 2 dudes. So it was very crowded.
    It was a walk in closet, lol.
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    There's a tie: innocent and not so much
    Innocent: at a great aunt's funeral. We just made out. She was my first official girlfriend. (Came out some years after we broke up.) Not so innocent: In her dad's car. In the backseat. While he was driving. And an aunt of hers was sleeping next to us. I've never been so quiet in my life.
    Suggested by Β  @Jaycer17
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    My (celebrity) boss's office
    Not with my boss!! Snuck in the guy I was seeing
    Suggested by Β  @RachelP
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    Tie between a large model train in my hometown rail trail or in a lake πŸ™ˆ
    Suggested by Β  @ErinFlaherty
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    1. SuperX employee bathroom (superX is now CVS) 2. Movie theater during the movie Fortress (This movie theater is now a non denominational church)3. On Daytona Beach ( at night though, so it's fine) 4. In the woods(worst case of poison ivy ever!) 5. In my front yard right along Highway 28.(This is the worst one because I was in my 30's)
    But you have to understand that when I was young, the Internet really wasn't much of a thing yet.
    Suggested by Β  @jennifergster
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    My fling's high school gym. He was the assistant coach and he had the keys... so
    Suggested by Β  @designordie
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    I have one that's kind of cute and one that definitely not cute lol
    Cute: In a car on top of parking structure that overlooked the Detroit skyline. Not cute: Outside in an alleyway and literally up against a house that was full of drunk college kids.
    Suggested by Β  @gagneet
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    Golf course
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    A cemetery in Rhode Island with my cousin's babysitter. It was her suggestion. Her very excellent suggestion.
    Suggested by Β  @wordytime
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    Oh! Also, on a deflated air mattress in the kitchen of my now SILs apartment. There were like 3 exchange students on the other side of the counter *sleeping* but no one spoke English. So...πŸ€™πŸΌ
    Suggested by Β  @designordie
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    During a house party, in a room without a door just off where everyone was
    Suggested by Β  @annie_teee
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    On an air mattress in a college dorm common room, while everyone else was watching a football game in the same room
    Suggested by Β  @annie_teee
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    In the back of a Chevy Trailblazer in the parking garage of the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum.
    I was visiting his hometown for the first time, his parents were always home... we had limited options.
    Suggested by Β  @colls39
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    On the Cinque Terre. Great view btw πŸ˜‰
    Somewhere on the hill between Monterosso and Vernazza.
    Suggested by Β  @jesszaffino
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    In my friend's bathroom
    While a very drunk guy (with a genius IQ) kept pounding on the door shouting, "No seriously dude, I can't find Gagneet anywhere!" He STILL hasn't figured it out. πŸ€”
    Suggested by Β  @gagneet
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    In a vineyard, in Sonoma and on a back porch...I was crazy.
    Suggested by Β  @notme
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    Ohhhhhh so my boyfriend & I (when we were high school babies) took a bed someone was giving away...
    And literally carried it into a clearing in the woods. It was our ~place~ for a couple of months. I got some ROUGH poison ivy
    Suggested by Β  @aliciamcelhaney
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    1. At my high school boyfriend's grandma's condo hot tub 😬 in our defence no one ever came down and used it and we were always alone... except his grandma came to get us for lunch a few minutes after 😊 2. On a cruise ship at the front of the ship, later on at night when no one was about.
    Haven't done it anywhere crazy lately both of those stories are pretty old... but fun to read everyone's!!
    Suggested by Β  @jennifer1482
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    On train tracks, or on the bench of a rest area.
    Suggested by Β  @elmospimpingme
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    Also once we tried to hook up behind a giant eagle grocery store....
    And totally got caught 😳 cop came & my first instinct was to drive away, still nude. Soooo lucky we got off with a warning πŸ˜…
    Suggested by Β  @aliciamcelhaney
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    On Cross Mountain (it's really just a large hill with a great view)
    Small town, limited options when the parents were home. Sorry Jesus. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
    Suggested by Β  @alyherb
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    I was reminded again by the spa and people seeing you story. In the spa located at a 20 story half circle Marriot with every room having a view of said spa. Gah I used to be fun!🀠
    Suggested by Β  @designordie
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    On an abandoned helicopter landing pad on top of a hill
    Suggested by Β  @taylormorley
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    In the stacks of the main library at my University.
    At like 8 in the morning and it wasn't around exam time so it was pretty quiet. Literally 😏
    Suggested by Β  @emtwids
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    hadn't realized how many car experiences I've had until just now but...
    in the parking lot... at work... on my lunch break. πŸ€—
    Suggested by Β  @victralala
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    Cemetery
    Don't judge me, just trying to raise the dead.
    Suggested by Β  @CookiesbyDave
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    Like my boy E40, I like choices. I'll give you two: hanging on the top of our local trestle bridge
    Or on the hood of a random Mazda, 3 in the afternoon.
    Suggested by Β  @naughtyedamame
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    In the back of a horse trailer at a rodeo. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
    Suggested by Β  @andlamb
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    3. Storage closet at my gf's church 2. On a U.S. warship while on watch 1. In a single engine plane that I was piloting
    I am now a chef so I can't list any recent hook ups for sanitary reasons but you should learn to cook at home
    Suggested by Β  @aramisrz
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    In a ravine, on a hike, at my family's ranch.
    20 years old and horny as HELL
    Suggested by Β  @marykathryn
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    In a bathroom stall at hoolihans
    Because I'm classy like that.
    Suggested by Β  @karlalucia
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    Back closet of a country club's pro shop.
    In my defense, I thought it was a bathroom but once I was inside it was too late to reverse course, things were HAPPENING.
    Suggested by Β  @marykathryn
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    On a flight from AZ to FL on the way to DisneyWorld...😢😳
    Suggested by Β  @kaelliope
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    Concert πŸ™ˆ
    Suggested by Β  @lullabelle0