Foods IDFW, ranked

Inspired by @noemimacias
  1. 22.
    Raw Celery
    The texture is fine, the fact that it lives in between my teeth for a week is what keeps me far away.
  2. 21.
    White bread
  3. 20.
    Avocados
  4. 19.
    Shelf stable salad dressing
    It needs to be made that day or not at all
  5. 18.
    Veggies like onions and olives on a pizza
  6. 17.
    Eggs
    🤢
  7. 16.
    Raw bell peppers
    Someone put them on the veggie tray at work today and I was just shocked anyone ate those like that. Bell peppers are made for fajitas.
  8. 15.
    Raisins
  9. 14.
    Non shrimp seafood
  10. 13.
    Cooked spinach
    Give me cooked kale or give me death
  11. 12.
    Soup without chunks of something for me to chew.
    Ex: butternut squash soup. That's baby food.
  12. 11.
    Cream of anything
  13. 10.
    Pork
  14. 9.
    Chocolate cake
    Even if I have a very popular recipe I never eat it
  15. 8.
    Kit Kat
  16. 7.
    Soy meat replacements
    I ate them too much in college and I think they cause bad menstrual cramps
  17. 6.
    Caramel (even if it managed to be dairy free)
    My teeth!
  18. 5.
    Sour candy
    No thank you. I will wash off the sour coating if there is a sweet center.
  19. 4.
    York Peppermint Patties
    🤢
  20. 3.
    Anything that comes from a cow, dead or alive.
    Steak, burgers, beef tacos, cheese, yogurt, milk, etc. No cow has to do any work, or give up their life to feed me
  21. 2.
    Mayonnaise
  22. 1.
    That liquid that comes out the ketchup if you don't shake it well.