Gender Swap!

You wake up tomorrow and you are the opposite gender, what name do you go by, and what do you do first?
  1. I strangely want to be named Ronald. (Not McDonald though. I feel like all non-McDonald Ronalds have a ton of testosterone and I'd be a beast.)
    First thing I do, take off my pants and send all my friends an anonymous dick pic. 😂😂
  2. What about you?
  3. So if I was a boy my name would have been Jimmy. I probably would stick with that but maybe go by JAMES or Jim.
    First thing I'd do? Call everyone and talk to see if my voice is as deep and low as the other males in my family.
    Suggested by   @e
  4. I'd pick Thomas. I wanted that as one of my boys names but my husband nixed it.
    I'm sure I'd spend plenty of time checking out my new penis. Then I'd probably go for a little run to see what it's like to run without boobs!
    Suggested by   @hillary79
  5. Brooke or Bonnie
    The first thing I'd do is find the fortune cookie that caused this Freak Friday moment. Or probably take a picture of how I look literally as a girl. 😅
    Suggested by   @BrentMWiggins
  6. I would want a really cool name like Mia. And why even mess around - the first thing I would do is masturbate because I would need to know what your orgasms feel like. 😬🤷🏻‍♂️➡️🤷🏻‍♀️
    Suggested by   @veshecco
  7. Joshua
    Because I feel like most Joshua's are hot and also I would like hearing my name. It sounds fun
    Suggested by   @karlalucia
  8. I'd be James and first thing I'd do is pee standing up.
    "James" because it was supposed to be my name anyway, had I been born a boy. "Pee" because I've always been jealous of the quick, efficient bathroom trips you menfolk take. It's a whole production for us girls, esp if we're dressed up.
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  9. Edison
    Supposed to be a middle name for the child that I'm never gonna have, so I might as well use it somehow. That name would probably make the kid an asshole anyway. I probably would talk. I'm so curious about what I would sound like as a boy. And sing. And look at my hands. And play some piano and guitar because I CAN FINALLY REACH (I'm also assuming I'm like 6'4" as a boy)
    Suggested by   @celestestelle
  10. Kristina, I think that was going to be my name if I was a girl. I buy ten sundresses.
    Suggested by   @sswyryt
  11. An anonymous female said she'd like to figure out what actually feels good on the balls by just playin' with them.
    Balls confuse us!
  12. I'd go by Jeremy and let's be real, I'd masturbate.
    All guys I've met named Jeremy are hot and I just want to feel what a guy's orgasm feels like from there perspective. Also, balls are weird in general so maybe I'd understand them better...?🤷🏻‍♀️
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  13. My name would be Greta and the first thing I would do would be to go to Lady Headquarters and enlist in the resistance. Except I would be a double agent the whole time, working for the man! What do you think of that, chumps?
    Suggested by   @Gola
  14. I asked my roommate Tatum what my name would be and she said ".... the only word that came to my head was Taco" 😂 so I guess I'd be Taco, and I would for sure start with peeing and masturbating and just generally all dick-related things, then I would run around the block to feel the freedom of running without boobs
    Suggested by   @margaretmae
  15. Call me Zac.
    The day I turn into a dude is the day the hair on my body gets to run amok-except for the hair on my head-that's getting cut hipster short. I don't want to spend another day on hair maintenance.
    Suggested by   @angela3950
  16. I'd go by Eli and I would do a million upper body strength things like open all the damn pasta jars and see how good I am at pull ups and push ups.
    Suggested by   @amieshmamie
  17. In my entire life I've never been able to imagine being a guy. Just never. Don't know what's wrong with me. So sorry 😐
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  18. Jace, then I'll pee standing up because duh I've always wanted to.
    Suggested by   @elmospimpingme
  19. My name would be Gladys because my mother hates me. She didn't want a girl child. I'd immediately have gender reassignment surgery.
    Suggested by   @MMeanswell
  20. I guess I would take the name of what I would have liked to name my son, Jacob. As for what I would do, I'm already told I'm like the son my parents never had so I would probably just do my normal thing.
    Suggested by   @theshome
  21. Name: Jessie (I'm strangely attached to my name!). First thing I'd do: like @michellejennifer I too would lay there and knock one out!* Then, I'd get a coffee.
    *I'd masturbate.
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  22. I would probably be Zane since my sisters and I all have z names. I would probably just go walk on all the streets and revel in the fact that I wasn't being bothered by creepy old men.
    Suggested by   @grayson19
  23. Phillip
    I like that it's kind of a royal name. Also the first thing I would do is just revel in the fact that I won't have to wear a bra.
    Suggested by   @sarahsmith4
  24. An Indian name is needed on this list - I would be " nikhilesh" (nick-hill-aesh) - my first crush in high school
    Suggested by   @aditim