How I Explain My Li.st Friendships To Outsiders

I'm getting too close to you guys and I have to explain myself!
  1. "I met them at a writing group.
  2. ...It's like a worldwide writing group
  3. The local ones, we meet in person
  4. The ones who aren't local just give me feedback on my writing."
  5. This isn't a total lie.
  6. I really better get to working on my screenplay, my family thinks I spend 2 hours a day working on it 😂
    Not sure how to write a screenplay from my iPhone, but no one asks for details.
  7. So thanks for helping me with my screenplay, guys!
    Oh! Okay 😳