How I Know Something Is Off

  1. I'm craving salad
  2. Remember that time Lorelai was craving an apple?
    Well, I'm not pregnant! But neither was she, it was just such an off-brand craving she knew something wasn't right.
  3. Now I get to peel back layers until I figure out why the heck I am craving a gosh darn salad.
  4. In the meantime, I suppose I'll indulge. Where do people even get good salads? The grocery store?
  5. I wonder if just a plate of cucumbers will count. I know how to prepare those!
  6. Update: I'm eating a salad
    Turns out they sell them everywhere!