1. I'm craving salad
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  2. Remember that time Lorelai was craving an apple?
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    Well, I'm not pregnant! But neither was she, it was just such an off-brand craving she knew something wasn't right.
  3. Now I get to peel back layers until I figure out why the heck I am craving a gosh darn salad.
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  4. In the meantime, I suppose I'll indulge. Where do people even get good salads? The grocery store?
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  5. I wonder if just a plate of cucumbers will count. I know how to prepare those!
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  6. Update: I'm eating a salad
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    Turns out they sell them everywhere!