How To Woo Me

Inspired by @ChrisK
  1. 1.
    Compliment anything other than my eyes.
  2. 2.
    Never ever touch my fries.
  3. 3.
    Be tolerant. Particularly of homeless people, I'm not sure why, but I feel very connected to the homeless. Treat them well.
    Maybe not when they pour your change back in your car though 😁
  4. 4.
    Be honest, tell me what you actually like, not what you think I'll like.
  5. 5.
    Know how to fix my car, and don't act shocked that I already fixed it while waiting for you to come help. I'm an independent woman.
  6. 6.
    Educate me on a subject without talking down to me. Allow me to do the same for you.
  7. 7.
    Appreciate gifts. I will give them often, I will always pour my heart into them. Don't regift them.
  8. 8.
    Surprise me with your brain. Never limit your knowledge.
  9. 9.
    Have your own life, let me have mine. Keep your hobbies, I'll keep mine. They can intersect as needed. Have fun!
  10. 10.
    Tell your mom and friends that I exist. I won't do this until you do.