How You Can Tell I Got My Christmas Bonus Friday
Guys, I'm such a big spender!
- •I bought 2 books at Target. I'm returning one because I'd rather have the paperback. But initially I bought two books at once like a Rockefeller!
- •I bought the scented epsom salt for baths instead of unscented, even though it cost $1 more. Am I the child of a celebrity? Maybe!
- •I lit 3 candles at the same time! Maybe Mariah's ex should come hang with me, because I now understand the billionaire lifestyle.
- •I have been using two Bounty Select-A-Size sheets instead of one. Which clearly makes me an heiress, basically.
- •I bought 2 AA batteries for my remote instead of just taking them from work. This must be how Silicon Valley got started.Full disclosh, I would have taken them from work if we weren't on vacation.