I Have The Honor To Be Your Obedient Servant, Boog.ie

  1. Mean coworker who gives me dumb tasks and schedules check ins so she can micromanage my life
    I have the honor to be her obedient servant
  2. People who leave empty paper towel rolls in the kitchen
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  3. Small children who hand me half eaten food on a plate that needs to be cleaned
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  4. Apple updates
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  5. Increasing costs on cable bill
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  6. My big boss giving me gifts for her friends that I get to wrap and mail by their birthday
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  7. Ciara when she gets a dirty diaper
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  8. Coworkers who have packages delivered to the office since I'll just sign for them
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  9. Twigs is bored and needs something interesting to do
    I have the honor to be her obedient servant
  10. Walgreens alerting me daily that there are rx drugs I could refill if I wanted to
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  11. When rent is due
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  12. When my pvr refuses to record Daily Show
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant
  13. My cell phone battery is dying and needs a charge
    I have the honor to be your obedient servant