If I Was a Disease and You Caught Me, These Would Be Your Symptoms
Inspired by @SarahMoore
- •Saturday Netflix-induced hibernation
- •Chronic case of Blacktivism. Getting in formation. Staying woke.
- •Uncontrollable rambling, usually lasting 5 minutes after your brain attempts to shut up
- •Knowledge of complicated rap verses. Inability to keep from repeating songs.Symptom is known to show up while driving a vehicle only.
- •Frizz ball where hair used to live (on your head!)
- •Inability to sit or sleep with a blanket's tag visible.All tags shall be at the bottom left corner. Otherwise no blanket allowed.
- •French Fry scented skin and home
- •Obsessive political interest. Sometimes refreshing twitter by the second for breaking news.
- •Chronic insomnia!
- •Increased vocal fry.