Inspired by @reallybadtiming
  1. Driving too slow
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  2. Protesting injustices
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  3. Hitting a car solely for their Trump Pence bumper sticker
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  4. Hitting a person solely for their Trump Pence attitude
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  5. Hitting people.
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  6. Tripping people who I am too scared to hit.
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  7. I thought this list would be funny, but I'm kinda violent.
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    Those silly faces are fooling you! We are ruthless!
  8. Oh, and of course indecent exposure.
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