IF I WERE ARRESTED IT WOULD PROBABLY BE FOR

Inspired by @reallybadtiming
  1. Driving too slow
  2. Protesting injustices
  3. Hitting a car solely for their Trump Pence bumper sticker
  4. Hitting a person solely for their Trump Pence attitude
  5. Hitting people.
  6. Tripping people who I am too scared to hit.
  7. I thought this list would be funny, but I'm kinda violent.
    Those silly faces are fooling you! We are ruthless!
  8. Oh, and of course indecent exposure.