IF I WERE ARRESTED IT WOULD PROBABLY BE FOR
Inspired by @reallybadtiming
- •Driving too slow
- •Protesting injustices
- •Hitting a car solely for their Trump Pence bumper sticker
- •Hitting a person solely for their Trump Pence attitude
- •Hitting people.
- •Tripping people who I am too scared to hit.
- •I thought this list would be funny, but I'm kinda violent.Those silly faces are fooling you! We are ruthless!
- •Oh, and of course indecent exposure.