NON-SEXUAL THINGS THAT THRILL ME SEXUALLY

Inspired by @spicymeatball, @shanaz
  1. Massive bathtubs
    I realize this could be sexual, but I'm usually just excited by the idea of a massive tub. Because I can't often bathe in strangers tubs.
  2. French Braiding
    Not my own hair, that's called getting ready. But when other people let me french braid their hair, I'm just thrilled.
  3. Math
    Yeah, you heard me. I want some problem you don't think can be solved, and I want to solve it. My brain likes working, and my job is too damn easy.
  4. Editing
    If someone gives me something to read, and my red pen edits will be taken into consideration... um, step aside. I am gonna need a minute alone with this article on the education systems in North America.
  5. Pop Culture trivia
    I am really hype when people say something like, "who was the guy that got in that plane crash with DJ AM who looks like Adam Levine?" Oh, that person was Travis Barker and never EVER stop asking me these things.
  6. Automated Car Washes
    For some reason my parents used to let me wear a swimsuit for the car wash as a child. So I somehow think of summer, and summer makes me happy. I also like knowing I don't have to lift a finger for my car to be clean and neither does anyone else.
  7. Sunbathing
    Again, this could be sexy if there was someone around. But I just like sun. Getting sleepy and tan is a twofer. Plus, peeling off a swimsuit is a legit turn on. But that's not this list!
  8. Untangling necklaces or cords
    I like a start to finish project. You know when you are done, and you can be proud of yourself.