Questions I asked my dog today

  1. Why isn't the TV on?
    She didn't answer
  2. Was it too warm at 75°? I can turn it to 73°
    Again no answer
  3. Is it about to rain again?
    She was outside, so I figured she'd answer this one. But no.
  4. Why did you bark like that?
    She made a funny honk sound like a muffled bark. No answer, you guys
  5. Is the ceiling leaking?
    She ignored me completely
  6. Is that a dog friend of yours?
    She didn't answer
  7. Do you like Lester Holt more than Brian Williams?
    No answer. But I think I know...
  8. What should we watch?
    You guessed it. The West Wing.