Questions I asked my dog today
- •Why isn't the TV on?She didn't answer
- •Was it too warm at 75°? I can turn it to 73°Again no answer
- •Is it about to rain again?She was outside, so I figured she'd answer this one. But no.
- •Why did you bark like that?She made a funny honk sound like a muffled bark. No answer, you guys
- •Is the ceiling leaking?She ignored me completely
- •Is that a dog friend of yours?She didn't answer
- •Do you like Lester Holt more than Brian Williams?No answer. But I think I know...
- •What should we watch?You guessed it. The West Wing.