Inspired by @megbarrett
  1. Nicole Richie
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    I am unsure one could know more.
  2. Which restaurants have good ranch dressing
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    TGIFridays and BWW can go to hell. They shouldn't even call that ranch!
  3. The Olsen Twins
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  4. DVD Commentaries on The Office
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    I don't just know the show. I know the commentaries. I quote bloopers and deleted scenes.
  5. WIC
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    My mom worked there for 11 years and I loved learning how they kept so many kids healthy and fed in their most vulnerable years.
  6. Happy Endings
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  7. The flow of a buffet line
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    I'm talking like at your wedding reception. If you want things to go smoothly, run it by me. Literally, I am going to save the day.
  8. Drying curly hair correctly
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    Lowkey jealous that gif is of a prettier version of me.
  9. Malcolm Gladwell Books
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    I read and reread these lil shits all the time. They never stop being relevant.
  10. Mike Schur
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    The guy behind The Office, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, and The Good Place. His father in law in Regis Philbin. Don't test me.
  11. Celebrity Birthdays
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    August 4, 1961 and July 4, 1998 par example
  12. The CIA and NSA (via Chuck)
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  13. Knowing when this app will crash and posting before we get there
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