THINGS I AM COMFORTABLE SAYING I KNOW A LOT ABOUT

Inspired by @megbarrett
  1. Nicole Richie
    I am unsure one could know more.
  2. Which restaurants have good ranch dressing
    TGIFridays and BWW can go to hell. They shouldn't even call that ranch!
  3. The Olsen Twins
  4. DVD Commentaries on The Office
    I don't just know the show. I know the commentaries. I quote bloopers and deleted scenes.
  5. WIC
    My mom worked there for 11 years and I loved learning how they kept so many kids healthy and fed in their most vulnerable years.
  6. Happy Endings
  7. The flow of a buffet line
    I'm talking like at your wedding reception. If you want things to go smoothly, run it by me. Literally, I am going to save the day.
  8. Drying curly hair correctly
    Lowkey jealous that gif is of a prettier version of me.
  9. Malcolm Gladwell Books
    I read and reread these lil shits all the time. They never stop being relevant.
  10. Mike Schur
    The guy behind The Office, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, and The Good Place. His father in law in Regis Philbin. Don't test me.
  11. Celebrity Birthdays
    August 4, 1961 and July 4, 1998 par example
  12. The CIA and NSA (via Chuck)
  13. Knowing when this app will crash and posting before we get there