Things my dog loves because she sees me use them.
- •Unused tamponsHaven't broken the news to her that she's fixed. I have them in a toiletry bag and she seems to think it's the secret bag o' toys.
- •Makeup remover wipesHer makeup never even smears! Her bed has her favorite toys in there. Including an empty "yes to cucumber" makeup wipe.
- •Hair tiesWhat are you gonna do? Put your ears in a ponytail? I don't even know where she finds them!
- •ProseccoShe isn't allowed to drink (she's only 1!) but she loves to sniff!
- •Fabric Softener sheetsI'm sure she thinks laundry is just all about ripping up fabric sheets. She grabs them as if they are piñata candies!
- •Shoes!They are way too big for her little feet! This is a typical dog thing, but she does seem to know which ones are newest. She destroys those if she gets the chance.
- •You look at this face and tell her no.I'm impossible. She runs this house!