Things My (Soon to be Former) Coworkers Think Are "Facebook"

I was told I'm on facebook too much. I am quitting any day now since my body is going to kill me if I stay. I haven't been on facebook since 11/9/16
  1. Groupon
  2. Gmail
  3. Google Drive
  4. Menus from restaurants they asked me to order from
  5. Texting my boss while he is at the airport
  6. Twitter (obvi, but f**k them)
  7. Google Maps
  8. Anything that you can scroll
  9. Pinterest (obvi, however I only get on here when people ask for a recipe I made for lunch. So like 3 times a year)
  10. WarbyParker 🤓
    No, it's fine. Who needs to see?
  11. New Patient Forms for Spine Specialist
  12. Getty Images (which I need for my job)