Twiggy's Li.st: "Do You Like My Christmas Dress?"
Written by my dog, transcribed by me 😉
- •I went to take a picture with Santa, but I don't just sit on any strangers lap, so I pretended to bite him.
- •My best friend Romeo took his picture with Santa, but mama didn't raise no fool.(I know that isn't really Santa because Santa is African American.)
- •I know I don't have to do anything if I pretend to be scared. I usually get a treat in addition to a free pass.
- •I got a yummy treat from the pet store lady.I'm cute, it happens a lot.
- •Then mommy got me something I don't want to like, but I think it's growing on me...
- •It's a dress with a Tutu attached.
- •It says Santa's Sweetie.Which, if we are being honest here, I'd guarantee I'm on the naughty list. But like, I get the sentiment.
- •I want to hate it because all the other dogs walk around au naturel.I think that's French.
- •But I don't hate it. Do you like it?
- •Draw me like one of your French girls, li.st 😘