LIES ABOUT EL NIÑO IN L.A.

  1. "It never rains in Southern California."
  2. "I have to cancel on account of rain."
  3. "Storms (and celebrity deaths) come in threes."
  4. "I'm a good driver in rain."
  5. "No one is on the road."
  6. "I guess the drought is over."
  7. "I can finally go to In-n-Out!"
  8. "You're not gonna need that umbrella."