1. "It never rains in Southern California."
  2. "I have to cancel on account of rain."
  3. "Storms (and celebrity deaths) come in threes."
  4. "I'm a good driver in rain."
  5. "No one is on the road."
  6. "I guess the drought is over."
  7. "I can finally go to In-n-Out!"
  8. "You're not gonna need that umbrella."