SANTA'S CELEBRITY NAUGHTY LIST 2015
- •Charlie Sheen: Someone else could've used that time on the Today Show to promote their YouTube channel.
- •Lindsey Lohan: Do I need to explain?
- •Ben Affleck: On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me--go screw the nanny. No Ben, she didn't.
- •Halle Berry: Human version of Beyonce songs. It's not them, sweetheart. It's you.
- •Blake Lively: For being so goddamn perfect.
- •Kardashians: Where is Rob? Let Rob out of the dungeon and maybe Santa will be good to you. Or not.
- •Gavin Rossdale: Enjoy no one caring about you.
- •Celebrity Squads: All of them.
- •GOP Candidates: See above.