1. "Are you going to wear that?"
  2. "You probably shouldn't wear that."
  3. "I have a tattoo of my mother's name on my chest."
  4. "Smile."
  5. "Are you pregnant?"
  6. "You look pregnant."
  7. "(Insert name here)'s wife lost a lot of weight. She looks good!"
  8. "I thought you WANTED me to be naked."
  9. "Did you really need another pair of shoes?"
  10. "What did I do??"
  11. "You're so moody."