Crimes Against Food
- •The Brioche Burger BunGod is against this. Why? Because He knows that the role of the bun is to absorb grease, not add it. In His infinite wisdom, He knows that the structural integrity of the brioche is inadequate to the task of delivering the meat efficiently. Simply put; it crumbles to shit. Also, it's French.
- •The Third Slice of Bread in a Club SandwichWho invented that middle slice? Answer: enemies of freedom. Their mission? To sap our will to live after tectonic slide ruins our sandwich experience.
- •The Corn DogThe only sentient creatures who should have to choke down these pointless, leathery abominations are Presidential candidates at state fairs. Thins the herd.
- •Truffle OilIt's not truffles. It's not food. It's lube.