I'LL HAVE 'THE BRAD'

  1. Sandwich
    Hot corned beef loaded onto dark rye with sauerkraut, one modest spread of brown mustard, two thin slices of Jarlsberg.
  2. Movie Marathon
    First: Action, Comedy, or Action/Comedy. Second: Sports Movie. Third: Either something with Dustin Hoffman or Shawshank.
  3. Cocktail
    Gin and a squirt of lime. Either in a glass or a Camelback.
  4. Reading Glasses Magnification
    1.25
  5. Pizza
    Red Pizza. 3 Cheeses (Mozzarella, Parmesan, Ricotta). Shredded Onion. Shredded Sausage. Topped with fresh basil.
  6. Burger
    Big fucking patty. Brioche bun. Spicy aioli. Avocado. Pea Shoots. Tangy cole slaw. Squirt of ketchup. 3 potato chips. Or, if that's too specific, then ANY BURGER YOU WANT, but no bacon, egg (ok if you're making it at home - never in a restaurant) or weird-ass cheese. That includes bleu.
  7. Jog
    3 miles out, 3 miles back.
  8. Nightmare
    You caught your friend's gf cheating on him and have to decide whether or not to tell.
  9. Bedtime
    10:45 pm
  10. Guacamole
    Coarsely chopped onions, light on the cilantro ("no cilantro for the man of the year")
  11. Poem
    1 full page, no rhyming.
  12. Summertime Dessert
    Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bar