Meatloaf Would Do Anything for Love, but He Won't Do...
Singer, songwriter, loaf of meat, Meatloaf left us all hanging by saying 'I would do anything for love but I won't do that'. These are theories on what he wouldn't do.
- •The dishes
- •A solid high bar routineHe simply is too loafy and lacks the upper body strength
- •A cameo in an Adam Sandler movie
- •A lead role in an Adam Sandler movie
- •Try to understand the sport of cricket
- •Take the 15 f'ing minutes it would take to save 15% or more on insurance from Geico
- •Donate to Sarah McLachlan and the sad and needy animals
- •A cover of The Wallflowers 'one headlight'
- •His uncanny impression of Nikki Minaj