I believe many things should take on the time specific descriptions that things like 5 hour energy and 8 minute and do
  1. Viagra - 4 hour boner power
  2. NyQuil - 20 minute knockout punch
  3. Taco Bell - 1 hour poop warning
  4. Jagermiester - 10 second regret
  5. Time Warner Cable - nearly infinite frustration
  6. IKEA - 2 hours to put together shelving only to find you put on 2 shelves backward, so another 2 hours to undo everything to get the shelves turned around, then an hour to get things almost put back together but you're now missing a screw, so another 15 minutes to find that, another 30 minutes to finish, then 10 seconds to figure out its too big.