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    I am such a nerd, Shazam fighting Hercules
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    It's so dumb but this makes me laugh way to hard.
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    We learned that of you yell "Whiskey" at my phone it takes pics
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    Shit doesn't smell that bad.
    After getting it down your warm, your shirt, your watch, it becomes less gross.
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    No baby is cute when they are first born.
    My son looked like a mix of Winston Churchill and a lizard.
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    Even the manlyest of men, go baby crazy when the child is cute enough.
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