1. Shit doesn't smell that bad.
    After getting it down your warm, your shirt, your watch, it becomes less gross.
  2. No baby is cute when they are first born.
    My son looked like a mix of Winston Churchill and a lizard.
  3. Even the manlyest of men, go baby crazy when the child is cute enough.
  4. Any toys that make noise should be used as torture.
    Those battery's go "missing" really fast, and he doesn't notice... Yet.
  5. It's so much more fun then I ever thought.
    Yeah partying was fun and all but bring my son to the park for the first time is better then anything.
  6. The money is worth it.
    Yes, you will spend a lot of money on cloths and toys but it's fun shopping for them.