Where Skittles Went Wrong
It was the dark, dark year of 2013 where everything went wrong for Skittles. It was also the last time I will ever consume the original Skittles.
- •Hey Skittles, you fucked up and here's why
- •In 2013, you decided to make the permanent switch from delicious lime to green apple for your green skittle. Big mistake. BIG. HUGE.
- •Green should be lime, not apple flavored! You already have apple in your Wild Berry Skittles.
- •But oh no, you don't stop there, you further destroy my trust by switching the red skittle from cherry to strawberry.
- •YOU ALREADY HAVE STRAWBERRY IN YOUR WILD BERRY SKITTLES.
- •From now on, I will only eat the Wild Berry Skittles unless you manage to fuck that up as well.