Where Skittles Went Wrong

It was the dark, dark year of 2013 where everything went wrong for Skittles. It was also the last time I will ever consume the original Skittles.
  1. Hey Skittles, you fucked up and here's why
  2. In 2013, you decided to make the permanent switch from delicious lime to green apple for your green skittle. Big mistake. BIG. HUGE.
  3. Green should be lime, not apple flavored! You already have apple in your Wild Berry Skittles.
  4. But oh no, you don't stop there, you further destroy my trust by switching the red skittle from cherry to strawberry.
  5. YOU ALREADY HAVE STRAWBERRY IN YOUR WILD BERRY SKITTLES.
  6. From now on, I will only eat the Wild Berry Skittles unless you manage to fuck that up as well.