Me at the grocery store today

100% true story 😂
  1. Me (thinking to myself): "omg I'm doing so good, so healthy. I'm awesome. I got my lettuce for my salads, my pasta for when I'm really super hungry, and my Oreos for a treat. This isn't bad, and I'm doing really well. Awesome" \m/
    Go me! 😂👍🏻
  2. Me: *Realizes what the girl in front of me is waiting to buy*
  3. Girl in front of me: *Has watermelon, cantaloupe, strawberries—basically a whole assortment of fruit, I think some celery, and even a bag of kale being rung up*
    I've never had kale, but according to my friend it tastes "like grass and lies"
  4. Me:
  5. Girl in front of me: 1 - Me: 0 😂😭