Humans are weird, idk.
  1. "Not to change the subject, but..."
    You're about to change the subject
  2. "Not to sound mean, but..."
    You're about to sound mean
  3. "No offense."
    Offense was likely taken
  4. "I'm not that kind of person."
    Apparently you are, actually
  5. "Just kidding!"
    You're kind of not kidding
  6. "Don't get me wrong"
    Too late
  7. For some reason, when we hear these, we pretend like we don't hear the true meaning behind what's being said. Why do we do that? Humans are weird.
  8. Just observing the weirdness, is all. Neutral standpoint over here 🇨🇭