Weird Spam I've Recently Received
I haven't slept much lately.
- •This could be my chance, guys.
- •An email from some dude named Daniel,
- •but he signed it "Adrian."Hmm. Weird.
- •Anyway, Gillian and Adriel (Adrian + Daniel) want to share their lottery winnings with me.Well, Adriel does anyway. Not sure about Gillian, with the divorce and all. But it's cool. We can still be friends, Gill. Can I call you Gill?
- •So with all them sweet monies coming my way, I'm gonna need to get me a brand new SUV.Oh look, I'm in luck.
- •Guess I better go ahead and get some life insurance too, since I'm a senior and all.
- •I mean, look how happy these fellow seniors are.
- •So reassuring and not creepy at all.I feel completely at ease.
- •Oh, I almost forgot: dental implants. Yep, gonna need those too with all the steaks I'll soon be eating, thanks to my newfound wealth.
- •What a great day.